Now we all know the reigning queen of R&B has some stiff competition in the style game and we all know if she doesn't get her look together in this crazy style obsessed world of music...she could damn well Fizzle!
The Suite will start taking makeover request complimentary of The Chic & Stylish. We invite to visit, comment and make suggestions.....
Okay Mary your up.....Welcome to the Suite!
Hair- Okay we know the blonde thing is your signature coiffe......enough already with the glistening tresses with custom made wigs. Your getting olde and this is your best time for a trandsformation. We'll try you in a little length, maybe a nice dark chocolate hue with highlights) No bangs framing your face or distracting our focus on your doe shaped eyes. Lets just sweep it all to the back and let that flat iron "do what it do".
Style- For the sake of sophistication class, get rid of those damn tattoos. The Queen should look like one, and those pesky inked picasso's adorning your arms are a no-no.... Try a new stylist, we are sick of seeing you in fur. The Peta people would have a field day with you.
Let's try and get you in some mini skirts or knit dresses. Up the ante on sex appeal and stop playing it so safe with the stiletto boots and jeans look. Enough Already!
Mary these are mere suggestions, so don't g getting pissed at my little blog here. I wouldn't want to hear you blabbing on your next single about hateration or some other word you've made up.
FYI.......Can somebody tell me is she or isn't she pregnant. I swear I read it and heard from reputable sources...
Toodles!
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