Oh Hell Naw.....

Oh Lawd, I hope Fifty Didn't Do It......

Bloggers are reporting that Fifty Cent' s baby momma mansion burnt to a crisp this morning.

As we all begin our weekend let's bow our heads in prayer for a moment.

Lawd, we hope Fifty had nothing to do with burning Shaniqua' s crib down, even tough he has been trying to evict her, reports have surfaced that he even threatened to kill her.

Lawd we know Fifty and his crew are no strangers to violence but let's just hope he's not a coward lik she says and would harm his own child.

To make matters worse, that damn Shaniqua held an impromptu press conference outside her house telling anyone that would listen that Fifty Did It! See It Here.

WTF?? Is it really that serious and Fifty watch out the cops are definitely gonna have 21 Questions for your ass boo!

WTF????

What the hell is up with Usher??

Yesterday he stopped by TRL to promote his album at least we thought so, Instead he went off on a tirade about his wife Tameka.

He seems to be fed up with all the hating and decided to let the TRL viewers know all about it.

Is this boy Crazy or what, he needs to stop drinking that damn Kool-Aid Meka's mixing up in the kitchen. He even declared she is not 40, well what is she 39?

Usher is making a damn fool out of himself for all the world to see...

Poor Thang!

See the fuckery here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ksxi_may-27-2008_people

Hey Blogger Beauties....

It's been way to long since I've graced this blogosphere with my witty and charming presence. Missed you babies but Mama has a life too...while I've been studying my butt off for my upcoming Bar Exam and whatnots! Mama's back ad the Suite is back in business...

Now where ever do I begin, let's see...Oooo Got It!

That damn crazy ass Naomi Campbell is at it again, cussing folks out at the airport, kicking and screaming now she's showing her ass at Cannes. Our other bloggers are reporting that Naomi and Sean Diddy Combs had some sort of confrontation on his yacht (Blah..Blah...Blah)

Seems like this chick had some sort of breakdown in France. Not to mention the old gal celebrated her 38th Birthday (geesh) on the yacht and then had a meltdown by the nights end... Well at least bottles of Cristal weren't involved this time...

So much celeb fuckery, where ever do I begin.....

Usher & Tameka, splitsville or just a rumor?? Actually who cares Usher's career has taken a downward spiral and by the looks of his Dancing With The Stars debut the other night he may need some PR help ASAP! Word to Usher, Bring Momma Johnetta back on board and keep her!

Ooooooooo Looks like Tameka is about to slap the Shish.... out of Usher in this photo!

Up next Beyonce & Jay Z... Married, Pregnant, Retirement.....Whateva! They are really starting to bore me already.

And those damn Kardashian Sisters, Mama Kris ain't raise no fools, They are PR masterminds, they have not only generated a buzz for their reality show, future careers and entrepreneurial ventures they have single handedly become bonafide superstars....Take Notes Paris Hilton!

Like I said earlier, the Suite is Back......Determined to deliver you everything chic, stylish and not so sweet...

Smooches....

Oh No They Didn't...

This Is** right here is soooooo not Chic....

Extra TV had the audacity to post the 911 call of Donda West's frantic call for help. Although the tape doesn't have Dr. West' voice on it, it is so eery and pain staking. I admit I was curious so I logged on and listened for the first 4 minutes. I could'nt do it...and I'm not sure what website would get any pleasure out of posting it.

I'm not sure whether Kanye and his family can take legal action to remove this, but I pray they are looking into it. The site boast an array of comments mainly attacking the people who attempted to call for help. The fact that the 911 operator is constantly demeaning her and in 8.5 minutes the ambulance was still non-existent.

I refuse to post the link although there are many blogs and media outlets that will oblige your curiosity. What has this world come to when 500,000 plus people visit a site to hear some ones last minutes in life.

Damn Shame...

Enough Already, Gabby

Looks like "The Perfect Holiday" cast may have Gabby to thank for their poor ticket sales at the Box Office this weekend.The film only brought in 3 million and debuted at #6. We all know how Gabby gabbed on and on about Black Blogs dissing her recent ESSENCE.COM interview......

Well bloggers weren't happy and trust me when you mess with one we come after you in packs!

Well the Chica hasn't stopped she's till dishing to anyone that will listen to her tired ass....

I can understand where she is coming from to some extent, yes bloggers can be nasty and damn right trifling at times. But gabby hate us all equally. Don't give a thumbs us to Perez and TMZ because you know they will bring it....

So I advise Miss Gabby to sit tight, bask in her 15 minutes and shut the hell up.......

She's officially BANNED from The Suite.....

Femme Fatale Fraud...

Between you and me, I believe this whole "other woman" fiasco is a pathetic attempt for Eva Longboria to get a little publicity. After her Disney fairytale in Paris, we all just forgot about the pint-sized housewife. Is she really that desperate that she will forgo embarrassment to obtain a little press.

Insider's say she's at all his games (Tony Parker) with his number encrusted on her jeans, sweaters, cameras and jewelry. Loudly shrieking like a high school cheerleader versus an NBA wife that actually has a real job. (we hear the other wive's refuse to even sit near her)

So sorry Eva this little attempt is just not going to work. Hop to it and get back on those picket lines well all know the show is a wrap for now....

Eva take an about face, you are no longer welcomed into The Suite...

Chic & Stylish Makeover Take I.........

Now we all know the reigning queen of R&B has some stiff competition in the style game and we all know if she doesn't get her look together in this crazy style obsessed world of music...she could damn well Fizzle!

The Suite will start taking makeover request complimentary of The Chic & Stylish. We invite to visit, comment and make suggestions.....

Okay Mary your up.....Welcome to the Suite!

Hair- Okay we know the blonde thing is your signature coiffe......enough already with the glistening tresses with custom made wigs. Your getting olde and this is your best time for a trandsformation. We'll try you in a little length, maybe a nice dark chocolate hue with highlights) No bangs framing your face or distracting our focus on your doe shaped eyes. Lets just sweep it all to the back and let that flat iron "do what it do".

Style- For the sake of sophistication class, get rid of those damn tattoos. The Queen should look like one, and those pesky inked picasso's adorning your arms are a no-no.... Try a new stylist, we are sick of seeing you in fur. The Peta people would have a field day with you.

Let's try and get you in some mini skirts or knit dresses. Up the ante on sex appeal and stop playing it so safe with the stiletto boots and jeans look. Enough Already!

Mary these are mere suggestions, so don't g getting pissed at my little blog here. I wouldn't want to hear you blabbing on your next single about hateration or some other word you've made up.

FYI.......Can somebody tell me is she or isn't she pregnant. I swear I read it and heard from reputable sources...

Toodles!

Purple Pain...

CoCo The Bimbo was out and about at the I am Legend Premiere. I guess in her best Red Carpet pose she showed us "what she got".

No Purple Satin Pumps allowed in the Suite...

The Not So Chic....

People's it's sad but it's the truth......

That damn Sean Diddy Combs with all his money and all his influence, still can't hold a television interview. Unless he's popping bottles or rocking a beat, he is simply clueless!

Today he was on The View (still don't know why?) he talked about his Broadway acting a few years ago in "Raisin in the Sun". This uneducated "boy toy" felt the need to profess his evolution as an actor. Geesh give a brotha a bit role in Monster's Ball and a Stage Play performance he's campaigning for Oscar Status...

Please, how many times do we have to hear about him and those trifling kids.... We know already..... the two wanna be gangsters in the Sean John Ad's and the two mini-princesses Jesse & Something Star.... Oh and that "Al B' Sure but that ain't my daddy kid" Quincy. I heard he was taping his MTV Sweet 16 this weekend in NYC. The title is "Stuntin Like My Daddy". If he's talking about P-Diddy, sweetie pass on that and if he's talking about "The Off On Your Girl" One Hit Wonder...Lawdy Help Him!

A Damn Shame....

You know this **ish is getting ridiculous....

The Bishop "Don Juan" showed up fashionably late for Pimp C.'s funeral yesterday. He was escorted down the aisle by several scantily clad women (he is a self proclaimed pimp) with his "Pimp Cup" in tow.

Not to mention the Federal agents in the backdrop taking photos while the entire funeral procession was going on.......

Was he going to the Player's Ball afterwards or was this some sad and pathetic attempt for attention.?

Note: The Bishop is banned from The Suite effective immediately...

We Are Family.....

Kelly we know your trying.....while that evil step-sister Beyonce steals all your shine.

Tell Daddy (cause y'all know Matthew's her daddy) to get you career back on track or you'll go public with the whole sordid story.

Now we'll let put you up in the Master's Suite cause we know how a Diva rolls, but you gotta let that "House of Damn It's All Wrong" go........

The Not So Chic......

She is no Star Jones...

Love her or hate her our girl Star was always on her style game during her 10 season run with those .....(trying to find the right word)....Beotches at The View.

Don't even get me started with that silly blond Elizabitch and the closet racist Joy.

Oh, back to the story, I am so disenchanted with Sheri Shepherd. Is she there for ratings? Did they think the black girls would tune in to see her change wigs and chat about her kid all day. She really says some dumb stuff on that show...Enough to piss Perez Hilton off.

Here wardrobe looks hand picked straight out of fashion Bug and the wigs look like some of Star's old hand-me downs....

Sheri stop embarrassing yourself and get a new stylist and some quality wigs please and shut the hell up about your divorce already.........Or you'll never get invited to The Suite!

***Psst, we give Whoopi another month or two before she puts that damn Barbara Walters in her place........

Gotta Go...Gotta Go

Okay we'll let this little dwarf stop by for a minute, but he absolutely, positively cannot stay.....

Gary Coleman complete with his little green Crocs and Baby Saturn are posted up on Ebay selling the car and some autographed photos from his "Different Strokes" days.

All we can say is What You talkin Bout Willis???

No Wifey....

This Queen Latifah marriage thing may just be one big damn hoax......

The Queen is an A-List celebrity, why would she need to boost PR fro her upcoming film "Perfect Holiday". From what we hear at The Suite, her contract with Cover Girl is iron-clad. So even if she "comes out" her make-up collection wouldn't be yanked from shelves.

I means does it really matter if she wifes her.......do really even care. It's not like speculations and rumors weren't swirling already.....

A Little This & That....

The verdicts still out on you Kimmy.

This is the best we've seen you look in a while. It actually looks like your channeling your former stylist and arch nemesis Misa Hylton-Brim in this photo. We love the subtle make-up but hate the lashes and the auburn brows (overkill).
In your travels stop by the MAC counter and let one of the lovelies hook a sister up...

P.S. Shame on you for letting Remy Ma get under your skin.

Next Up.....

Only cause we need a little fun thrown into the mix.....

Our newest guest is Mr. "Hard Out There For A Pimp" Terrance Howard. We figured after a weekend of frolicking in the sand he may just need a rest in the Suite.

Who's the lucky lady this week Terrance? Your smile says you likely...likey...

Gate Crasher Alert....

The Chic & Stylish Suite has a Gate Crasher......

Just because she raps about the Gucci, Manolo's and Pacotti's we ain't even about to let this trifling chick in...

Foxy Brown finds the time to don Louis Vuitton and Gucci sneakers with her orange jumpsuit inside The Rikers Island Correctional facility in New York. Foxy was remanded to the facility after violating probation, hitting a neighbor with a cell phone, disrespecting the judge.......(okay I'm sick of even typing this)

Amidst your legal woes and struggling career, Designer kicks just won't get you an all access into the Suite....Bye Bye Now!

The Grand Opening ......

This year we have seen some of the most fashionable creatures hit the Runways, Red Carpets and Magazine Covers. The Chic & Stylish Suite will open it's doors for the very first time. Through this journey, we'll invite a few to stop & chat and let other's be on their merry ways.

Let's just visit the Crystal Room to see who's stopping by The Suite and Who's Staying ....

2007 was the break-out year for Miss Jennifer Hudson. The former American Idol stepped into the new year with a stellar film under her belt, acquired a Golden Globe and even sashayed away with the coveted Oscar.....Welcome to the Suite Jennifer!

A vision in Marchesa, Jennifer Lopez made the Red Carpets a Pretty...Pretty Place To Be. Always welcome in the Suite unless she does an about face to her "J-Lo/Puff Daddy Days".

In the corner of the room looking awfully stressed is the "Bee Hive Queen" Amy Winehouse. Sitting on the floor with clutching a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other....This girl has relly lost her mind! Because we want o keep it Pretty, exclusivity is a Must...and Amy has got to go!

Welcome to the Suite....

I invite you to take a seat and come on in to one of the most stylish places in the blogosphere. The Chic & Stylish Suite is a culmination of people, places and ideas that incorporate a Chic Life. This means all things Pretty............I strive to provide you with great news and commentary complete with fashion & style advice.

While celebrity gossip never suits my fancy.......A tid-bit here and there never hurt anybody!

Welcome to the Suite and Do Visit Us Again.......